Liberal vs Conservative media perceptions

OK...here it is a list of two way media perceptions. It seems the broadcast liberals have decided when your attributes are assets or drawbacks. So feel free to circulate these........

IF YOU HAVE SPENT TIME IN WASHINGTON:

CONSERVATIVE…YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM

LIBERAL…YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE

IF YOU DON'T HAVE TIME IN WASHINGTON:

CONSERVATIVE….YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE.

LIBERAL….YOU REPRESENT CHANGE

IF YOU HAVE WEALTH:

CONSERVATIVE…YOU ARE GREEDY AND A CHEAT

WHO HAD ADVANTAGES IN LIFE

LIBERAL…YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL AND YOUR LIFE

STORY IS AN INSPIRATION.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE WEALTH:

CONSERVATIVE…YOU ARE LOW CLASS.

LIBERAL…YOU ARE DISADVANTAGED

IF YOU WENT TO COLLEGE:

CONSERVATIVE…YOUR ACADEMIC PEDIGREE IS SCRUTINIZED

LIBERAL….YOUR DEGREE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.

IF YOU DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE:

CONSERVATIVE…YOU ARE UN-EDUCATED

LIBERAL…YOU ARE AN ARTIST/ACTIVIST

IF YOU OWN A BUSINESS:

CONSERVATIVE…YOU ARE A PROFITEER

LIBERAL…YOU PROVIDE JOBS TO THE COMMUNITY

IF YOU ARE WORKING CLASS:

CONSERVATIVE….YOU'RE JUST A (INSERT JOB TITLE OR TRADE).

LIBERAL…YOU ARE A PROLETARIAT WHO FINDS STRENGTH IN NUMBERS.

IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE WISDOM OF THE CONSTITUTION:

CONSERVATIVE…YOU ARE NARROW MINDED.

LIBERAL…YOU ARE A CIVIL LIBERTARIAN.

IF YOU BELIEVE IN INDIVIDUAL FREEDOMS:

CONSERVATIVE….YOU HAVE MADE PEACE WITH INEQUALITY

LIBERAL….YOU ARE FOR CHOICE.

IF YOU TAKE TO THE STREETS TO VOICE YOUR OPINONS:

CONSERVATIVE…YOU ARE A THUG

LIBERAL…YOU ARE A DEMONSTRATOR.

IF YOU ARE RELIGIOUS:

CONSERVATIVE….YOU ARE A FUNDAMENTALIST.

LIBERAL…YOU ARE SPIRITUAL.

IF YOU ARE SERVING IN THE MILITARY:

CONSERVATIVE…YOU ARE A MINDLESS KILLER

LIBERAL…YOU WEAR THE UNIFORM OF YOUR COUNTRY.

IF YOU ARE POPULAR:

CONSERVATIVE….YOU HAVE BLIND SHEEP FOLLOWERS

LIBERAL…YOU ARE LEADING A MOVEMENT.

IF YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE:

CONSERVATIVE…YOU ARE SHALLOW AND EMPTY

LIBERAL…YOU ARE STUNNING AND A TREND SETTER.

IF YOU ARE UN-ATTRACTIVE:

CONSERVAITVE…YOU ARE JUST UGLY

LIBERAL…YOU ARE TOO INTELLECTUAL TO BE CONCERNED WITH YOUR APPEARANCE.

IF YOU ENJOY AN OUTDOORS LIFESTYLE:

CONSERVATIVE…YOU ARE A HICK

LIBERAL…YOU ARE EARTHY.

This courtesy of Andrew Wilkow - (www.wilkowmajority.com)